hey uh...

I'm a dumb ass. The pictures below are all backwards. Scroll down the the drawing in the sand..and thats where they begin. You'll have to excuse me. I ride the short bus sometimes.

I'm not really sleeping. I was just that bored! My eye brows are perfect. Thanks Asian lady.

These are my driving glasses. Notice the Red Bull. Those are needed for 12 hour driving days with screaming grandmothers.

A little fishing snack. P.S. That water was freakin cold!

Let me explain, ok? The fish was trying to eat me, so I dropped it in the trash can.

WOOHOO, I caught one! Those are mean little effers. Oh, and I'd like to clarify that I did not catch the mini fish...that was bait.

I look like dump in this picture, but it's cool cause I was REALLY driving the yacht. Go me.

I took this picture on a Dolphin Cruise. That's a dolphin...but I'm sure you knew that.

I got a new swimsuit, mom.

Me and my Mema on Emerald Beach in Destin,Fl.

This is just friggin scary.

So, this should be illegal. What's he going to beat off with that stick? A sea shell?

These are all pictures from my Florida vacation. I know, this one is very sweet of me.

I want you all to know how much I hate the orthodontist! I hate him as much as I hate the Longhorns, and that's quite a bit.

So, I went in yesterday. I told him that I wanted my braces off. He basically said no, and then put some really effing tight wires on my teeth. After all that, he put some weird thinga-ma-jigs on the wires that he called "The breaks," and, "The power breaks."

Can I get some power steering and good gas mileage too? Please?

Now, I'm sitting here, 24 hours later, and I feel like someone threw a brick at my teeth, or better, someone is just sitting there tapping at my teeth with a hammer. Choose one and go with it. They both suck ass.

I'm about sick of being almost 20 with braces. I look 12 and it hurts like hell.

On another note, nothing too eventful has taken place lately. I lead a boring life for about the next week until all my friends are done with school.

I did find out that my grandma's dog China can float. China is about 2 lbs and spins around when you talk to her. The other day when I was sitting out side, she was spinning around, and then she got going really fast for some reason, and literally lifted both feet, uh, I'm an idiot, all four feet off of the ground and was spinning at the same time. China defeated gravity. I swear.

I was not high.

Anyway, on that note. I'll check you gangsters later!

Mom and Tona, you guys need to post damnit.

hey

1) I'm back from Florida. Thank God.

2) What the hell is this? I found it on someones website.

TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES YOU FILL (I'm already pissed.)
OK (Ok.)

ONE LOVE

THE SKY, IS NOT ALLWASE BLUE (Allwase? Seriously.)
THE SUN, DOES NOT ALLWASE SHINE
IST ALL RIGHT TO FALL APART, SOMETIMES
I AM NOT ALLWASE YOU (Thank the friggin' lord!)
YOU ARE NOT ALLWASE MINE (Once again, thanks God!)
THE HEART IS NOT ALLWASE TRUE (Typical man)
I AM NOT ALLWASE FINE
I HAVE AN ANGRY HEART, SOMETIMES (Don't get mad! Get glad!)
ONE MOON
ONE STAR (You are wrong. WRONG.)
I LOVE THE ONE WE ARE
ONE FRIEND
ONE LIFE
ONE HEART, STILL IN TIME THAT ALL RUNS THROU IN LOVE (What the shit does that mean?)
ONE AND ONE, STILL IS ONE (One and one is two. Moron.)

Why? Why-why-why-why-why?

Allwase?

Really?

Throu?

People, writing is good. Writing is fun. But good God, if you can't spell, write on a piece of paper so that the world can't read it. k. Thanks.