Wake me up when December ends...

It's cold as shit outside ( I almost said hell instead of shit...). Tomorrow the weather man has predicted snow. I'm not excited about that. I hate cold weather almost as much as I hate Tom Cruise (he's such a freak). Right now I am posting because I have nothing else to do. I'm sick. My throat feels like a cat clawed the Fu*k out of it. On the plus side, I don't have to do anything productive.
Today, I woke up and thought about what it would be like to have magical powers. I'm that sick. I've been thinking a lot of weird shit. Anyway, I decided that if I had magical powers I would make a new country where no one wore shoes or was republican. I thought if I could get all the freaky Bush people out of the way, the world would be much more bad ass.
You know what pisses me off the most about Bush Supporters? They protest against the stupidest shit ever. We had people from Kansas here not to long ago protesting against a soldiers funeral. They said they were protesting because soldiers are harboring gay people. These people are a group from a church in Kansas whose pastor created a web site called GodHatesFags.com. The picture below is when they were in Oklahoma.
I don't know about you, but isn't there something in the bible about not judging people? Something about that being a sin? Besides, gay people are funny. Well, the guys are any way. The girls scare me. Around here they have mullets or man hair and wear boys clothes and have bigger arms than a lot of guys that I know. I think these girls make up the Softball and women's rugby teams of Oklahoma. All of them.
Speaking of gay, like 3 girls that I graduated with decided that they were gay recently. One of the girls I was pretty good friends with and have stayed the night at her house. Now her questions about "If you could make out with any girl that we hang out with, who would it be?" questions make a lot of since.
Moving on, I decided that I was going to keep "J" around. We had a long talk the other night, and I figure that if he is willing to put up with my shit, I should probably keep him around. Those kind of guys don't come around often. His birthday is on Friday. What do you get guys for their birthdays?
Alright, well I have run out of things to say to you, so I will let you be on your merry little way.
Check you later, home skillet.

So I have a crazy friend, right?

We'll call her Boobs McGee, and she is known throughout our home town as "The Girl That Flashes Her Boobs," this is better than in junior high when many boys refered to her as "The Hoover." Put your mind to work on that one (Clue: sucking).
Anyway, Taco Bell is our end of the night ritual on weekends. Usually, it's a very innocent drive-thru experiance;however, with the addition of Boobs to our group, innocent has taken a 180 into, well, not so innocent.
We ordered our food and pulled up to the 1st window (where you pay) and here's what took place"

Boobs: (yelling) "Do we pass the Hott Girls test?"
Taco Bell Dude: (laughing) "Yes."
Boobs: (still yelling) "If I show you my boobs can we have our food for free?"
(Me and LC are dying at this point)
TBD: (Still laughing) "Uh, let me check."
(He goes up to the front and is gone for lik 2 min. He comes back with the manager.)
Manager: "What can I help you with, ladies?"
Boobs: "If I flash you can we have our food for free?"
Manager: (laughs) "Sure. Why not."

So, Boobs flashes them. Though, for some reason or another (not quite sure what was going thru her head) she decides to flash them while standing up thru her sun roof. LC and are still dying. Right when Boobs sits back down Manager asks us to pull forward.

Boobs: "So yall love me, right?"
Me and LC: "uhhh...yeah"

Here's another 180 for ya. The. Cops. Saw. Everything. EVERYTHING. The manager called them and had them wait on the street. We didn't even see them coming. They pull in and flash their lights and make us pull forward. LC and I don't think this is very funny anymore. The cop opens Boobs's door. Cop is very, very cute.

Cop: "What makes you think you can flash in public?"
Boobs: " I didn't. I just showed them my bra (effing liar)."
Cop: "You still can't do that. Did you know I could arrest you and you would have sex offender put on your record?"
Boobs: (crying) "No. I'm sooo sorry officer. I was just trying to be funny. I didn't know this was going to happen, (crying harder), I have had the worst night ever. My boyfriend broke up with me and my friends are taking care of me. I didn't know this was going to get me in trouble. I just got these (her boobs) and I wanted to show them off."

Note: she is hysterical...and shes pretending these tears. its awful.

Cop: "My wife has them too, but she doesn't flash Taco Bell for free food. I'm going to let you go, but don't do this again. And stop your fake crying."

Boobs: (not crying anymore) "Ok. Thanks."

And then she drives off.

People. Don't flash Taco Bell. You get in trouble.