Ways to piss off your wrestling coach
Lance googled his new head coach, Marple, in one of his classes today and found an article about a guy who pinned Marple in two minutes in college. When he got to practice, Lance asked Marple if the guy's name sounded familiar and busted his coach's chops for a while. I am sure Lance will pay for that in one way or another.
When Lance was a freshman, the high school coach brought him up from junior high to wrestle varsity. Lance forgot his locker combination and had his new wrestling shoes and some other gear stuck in his locker for about two weeks because he was afraid to ask his coach for the combination. After me nagging him for days about his new shoes, Lance walked out of practice one day with what appeared to be a mustache from a distance. When he asked for his locker combination, Coach Lanham got a permanent marker, held Lance down, and wrote the combination backwards on Lance's upper lip so that when he looked in the mirror he could read it.
You gotta love wrestlers!
When Lance was a freshman, the high school coach brought him up from junior high to wrestle varsity. Lance forgot his locker combination and had his new wrestling shoes and some other gear stuck in his locker for about two weeks because he was afraid to ask his coach for the combination. After me nagging him for days about his new shoes, Lance walked out of practice one day with what appeared to be a mustache from a distance. When he asked for his locker combination, Coach Lanham got a permanent marker, held Lance down, and wrote the combination backwards on Lance's upper lip so that when he looked in the mirror he could read it.
You gotta love wrestlers!
posted by Anonymous at 8:13 PM
1 Comments:
That sounds just like I remember.
Anyway, I was careful to put that only about 80% of non-trads are weird. There are always those who do what I do, and just sit there. You sound like you have enough common sense to be in the 20%, but these other people must not have any other social outlets or something, and to cope, they just spout every random fact about their lives or something.
Those people who go back to get their degree, more power to them. But its not a graduation requirement to annoy the piss out of me.
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