What Sisters Talk About

MayoFORmySpatula: Thanks
IHEARTOU18: uh huh?
MayoFORmySpatula: i saw 4 vicous gangs of sting rays attack(smuther) a lady and knocked her down on the ground, while eating horse apples.(they were the cripps)
MayoFORmySpatula: mmm cheez-its are good!!!( wish i had some)
IHEARTOU18: Dang, that sucks. Sting Ray Crips are the worst. They call themselves the SRC. They use horse apples because they want people to think they're nice but then they just knock people down like it's nunya business.
MayoFORmySpatula: implying u should bring me some ASAP
IHEARTOU18: Some horse apples?
MayoFORmySpatula: Yeah exactly my point, but the iron chef didnt beleive me.
IHEARTOU18: Should have said it in chinese.
MayoFORmySpatula: ahhh
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah
MayoFORmySpatula: i thought he knew duck
IHEARTOU18: Most people are confused by that.
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah
IHEARTOU18:It says he speaks duck on his aol profile.
MayoFORmySpatula: i can see where i got that
HEARTOU18: He was just kidding.
MayoFORmySpatula: oh
IHEARTOU18: Yeah.
MayoFORmySpatula: but when i told rebel he just looked at me in a wierd way MayoFORmySpatula: ( i spoke doggy)
IHEARTOU18: Oh. You must have used a different accent.
MayoFORmySpatula: oh u used snoop
IHEARTOU18: Rebel likes Snoop Dogg
MayoFORmySpatula: Ex: doggyizzle
IHEARTOU18: S N double O P D O double G
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah
MayoFORmySpatula: but im scared for life
IHEARTOU18: Why?
MayoFORmySpatula: the SRC
IHEARTOU18: OHH
IHEARTOU18: The SRC should be gone soon.
IHEARTOU18: They have to travel west for the summer.
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah
MayoFORmySpatula: wow the way that lady laughed was just mind boggling
IHEARTOU18: Kittens only stick around when you give them porkchops
IHEARTOU18: or Captain Dee's
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah they dont really go any direction
IHEARTOU18: unless you chop off their wiskers..
IHEARTOU18: and then they fall south.
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah then they loose sinse of direction
IHEARTOU18: and cant get up
IHEARTOU18: so they just meow for days
IHEARTOU18: until they grow back
MayoFORmySpatula: until u glue them back
MayoFORmySpatula: ??
IHEARTOU18: No. Cats are allergic.
MayoFORmySpatula: ohhh
IHEARTOU18: You could use pudding i guess.
MayoFORmySpatula: darn thats why scat was pooping everywhere
IHEARTOU18: Who is scat?
MayoFORmySpatula: britainys cat
IHEARTOU18: My name is Brittany and I'm really cool. I lounge around all day by the pool. If you come at me the wrong way, i'll look atchew like yous a damn fool.
IHEARTOU18: Brittany 2005 gangstas what
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah
MayoFORmySpatula: u wanna join my gang
MayoFORmySpatula: cuz u got skills
IHEARTOU18: uh huh
IHEARTOU18: mad skills
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah what should we call our selves
MayoFORmySpatula: the mad blue slipper
MayoFORmySpatula: ??
IHEARTOU18: The Health Plans
MayoFORmySpatula: ahhh
MayoFORmySpatula: sneaky
IHEARTOU18: I looked at memas chair for that one.
MayoFORmySpatula: good idea
IHEARTOU18: Thanks.
MayoFORmySpatula: what about THE HTML 4s??
IHEARTOU18: The other one was, The Toe Nail Cippers
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah, yeah.
IHEARTOU18: What about The Opaque Paint Markers?
MayoFORmySpatula: or THE NO BAKE COOKIES??
IHEARTOU18: those are good.
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah want some?
IHEARTOU18: yes.
MayoFORmySpatula: we have them
IHEARTOU18: email me one
MayoFORmySpatula: baked with love( sickness, mommy and I made them)
IHEARTOU18: Oh.
IHEARTOU18: I don't want sickness
MayoFORmySpatula: we (warshed< papaw) our hands
IHEARTOU18: haha...did you use the yallow soap?
MayoFORmySpatula: i could have swan i did.
IHEARTOU18: Well, I swan (mema).
IHEARTOU18: Well, I swan to Betsey.
MayoFORmySpatula: i used that one
IHEARTOU18: Well, I'm a swan(you have'nt said that one).
IHEARTOU18: I'm crazier than a little ditty.
IHEARTOU18: Mema used that one today.
IHEARTOU18: doo wahh ditty ditty dumb ditty doo
MayoFORmySpatula: hahaha!!
MayoFORmySpatula: well i know of one NO Bake Cokkie who needs a good sleep for the writing tes.
MayoFORmySpatula: cookie*
HEARTOU18: yeah, your gunna fail.
IHEARTOU18: you misspelled two words in one sentence.
MayoFORmySpatula: test*
MayoFORmySpatula: hahah
MayoFORmySpatula: yay
IHEARTOU18: Go Team Writing!!!!!!
MayoFORmySpatula: im gunna write it in german
IHEARTOU18: Do it.
IHEARTOU18: You'll win.
MayoFORmySpatula: YES!!!
MayoFORmySpatula: i know
IHEARTOU18: Thats like a field goal in Tokyo
MayoFORmySpatula: yeah??
IHEARTOU18: mos def
MayoFORmySpatula: poop?
IHEARTOU18: good night my little catnip stealer
MayoFORmySpatula: tschus
IHEARTOU18: juice?
MayoFORmySpatula: good-night
IHEARTOU18: peace acorn
MayoFORmySpatula: love you
IHEARTOU18: love you too